Time Travelling Medieval Peasant Farmer Doesn't Find Internet Slow At All
"I can't believe you find this slow", was the bemused interjection of William Mariner, a time travelling medieval peasant farmer, upon witnessing the information super-highway or "internet" for the first time.
Read full storyRecord Cold Prompts Russian Plea for Faster Global Warming
Moscow- Bone chilling cold has gripped much of Russia, bringing the coldest temperatures in over 50 years. Dozens of people have perished in the winter blast causing Moscow to issue a plea to the International community in hopes of convincing industr...
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AUSTIN (AP) - Ever been so mad that you just felt like KILLING SOMEBODY? Anybody? Well, now you can .. legally in the State of Texas as long as you have "just cause". Last week Texas passed a law legalizing murder and basically striking do...
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London - The mysterious and tragic death of a bottle nosed whale in London has been neatly solved by Her Majesty's Armed Forces. In a statement to the press, Omar Abrams, today confirmed rumours of a military connection.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Recorded Latest Bin Laden Tape Himself Says Abramoff
WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush himself made the latest threatening audiotape allegedly made by Osama Bin Laden, with the help of Karl Rove and the CIA, indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff has stated to federal prosecutors as part of his plea barga...
Read full storyPatients Forced to Treat Themselves to Save Government Cash
LONDON (AFP)-Government cabinet ministers are rescuing Britain's National Health Service, the NHS, from its chronic cash problems with a new scheme that pushes patients out of their hospital rooms and forces them to treat themselves.
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