US to Use Spiritual Warfare to Combat Terror
WASHINGTON - U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today the appointment of twenty new translators to its language translation program, a key tool in its fight against terrorist acts against the United States. Stating that they needed to...
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WASHINGTON (AP) - White House Security chief Chuck Easley along with 11 subordinates was fired this morning after the entire White House was re-painted last night by intruders without triggering a single alarm.
Read full storyIntelligence Agency Finds Intelligent Designer
The World Intelligence Agency announced today that they've finally found the mysterious "Intelligent Designer" - the one responsible for the creation of mankind and the entire universe.
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