Modern Medicine and Pills!
My mom went to the doctor to see about a pain in her shoulder. The doc ran the usual litany of tests including x-rays, EKG, MRI, mammogram, EEG, stress tests, the urinalysis, the electro-cario zuberator and the Machine that Goes *PING* test. After several hours and numerous specialists the doctor gave her the results. "Mrs Babe, I am afraid you have a pain in your shoulder", the d...
Read full storyBritish Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration
In a public statement to the House of Commons, the newly-appointed anti-Bird-Flu supremo, Mr. Guy Dog, has said that Britain will prevent the entry of birds with H5-N1 "bird flu" to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Recognising the ext...
Read full storyDallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!
Being passed over for a promotion the other day put me in a really bad state. It took me two Viagra and a half a can of warm Bud just to get out of bed this morning. Though I’m routinely passed over for better jobs, this one really hurt and I can tell you there’s some real soul-searching goes on when it continues to happen … even after skimming through Tony Robbins’ Unlimited Power. Now t...
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