Cheney popularity rockets after attorney take down
Pollsters revealed yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney's popularity has had a massive lift in the aftermath of attorney shooting. Polls taken before the shooting showed Cheney's popularity with voters was at an all time low of 12 percent favorab...
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The White house announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney has enrolled in a two week course at a South Texas hunting school to try to patch up his hunting skills a bit.
Read full storyAl-Qaeda Corners Cassette Market
Al-Qaeda is dominating a niche business market - cassette tapes.
Read full storyTom Cruise and Katie Holmes Continue Playing House
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Recently hired by JCPenney to boost sales of a new line of couches and sofas, former actor Tom Cruise is putting in a lot of overtime in order to earn money to furnish the playhouse he currently shares with child actor Katie Holmes. "L...
Read full storyPakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet
LAHORE, PAKISTAN (AP) Swarms of angry Muslims destroyed a McDonald's fast food restaurant today. A crowd of youths focused their attention on a large pair of shoes worn by Ronald McDonald - the brightly colored clown figure known the world over.
Read full storyMinor News Skipped by Major Media
For the first time since the start of CNN's 24 hour, "second or third hand" news coverage began in 1980, a minor news event has gone unmentioned in the major media. The event, involving a possible defect in Senator Clinton's control top pantyhose, r...
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