Internet scientists demote .ORG to "dwarf domain"
CERN, SWITZERLAND -- An uproar took place in the digital world when the Internet Engineering Task Force demoted .ORG sites to the status of "dwarf domain" at its sixty-sixth official meeting in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. IETF chairman Brian...
Read full storyShorties Shocked by Research Showing Taller People Are Smarter
Sam Shorty, a 5-foot-4 reporter (pictured here), is disgusted with his latest assignment, reporting on new research results indicating that taller people are smarter than shorter people. "That's what two Princeton researchers have found in...
Read full storyBusted polygamist threatens Bush dirt plea-bargain
Wacko, Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): Warren Jeffs, the spiritual leader and founding prophet of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, was behind bars last night after Nevada highway patrol cops busted him for possession of three wigs, fifteen...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Announces Week of Prayer for New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- President Bush visited New Orleans on Tuesday, the anniversary of the city's destruction by Hurricane Katrina, and announced a full week of national prayer for the victims of the greatest natural disaster in American history, and...
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