
New portrait of Hellfire Club materfamilias
London - (Associated Mess): A new official new portrait of Baroness Thatcher has been praised for depicting the widely-recognised inhuman side of her personality, deftly captured on a rusty sheet of toxic iron recycled from a former Luftwaffe bomber...
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Mad Cow Future Lookin' Good
Washington, DC -- The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) has decided to cut testing for BSE (Mad Cow Disease) by 90%. Formerly testing 1 in 100 slaughtered cows, the USDA will now let that number sink to 1 in 1000. But the agency is intent on reassu...
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US Sales of Rickshaws Rise, as Gas Prices Soar
New York City Wal-Mart, this season, is reporting stellar sales of Rickshaws, imported from China, in its downtown New York City stores. A...
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