Squirrels Strike Back
It has emerged that a deadly new terrorist group has been formed out of the chaos of recent times and political change in Britain. Squizbollah are a new extremist group that has arisen to be yet another thorn in the side to Britain's Labour governmen...
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New York - The Back-to-School Season is ramping up. New lines of ‘multi-purpose' writing implements are jousting for shelf space, slick ads are cropping up everywhere, clamoring for attention. But the new Bic Duo may be forced to the bottom shelf whe...
Read full storyTerror cops find Di pre-nup 'martyr tapes'
Buckingham Palace, London - (AssoCIAted Mess & ReUterus): Police officers investigating the abortive attempt of the mass murder of thousands of US-bound airline passengers are believed to have stumbled upon startling new evidence leading directly t...
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