Unwell Castro Cedes Power To Pet Goldfish
Veteran Cuban president Fidel Castro has temporarily handed leadership of the country to his pet goldfish, Igor, because of illness.
Read full storyBlair shafted as he flogs bio-pic movie rights
Long Beach, California - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In scenes of unprecedented desperation PM Tony Blair has sold the film rights of his as yet unwritten autobiography to a Hollywood consortium headed by Arnold Schwarzebugger (sic) after the Vati...
Read full storyVoodoo Doctors Oppose New Regulator
The British Voodoo Doctors Association (BVDA) has threatened to take industrial action, unless the government drops its plans to create a new independent regulator. Officials from the Department of Health are holding eleventh hour talks with BVDA lea...
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