Supreme Court to Accept Case Concerning Religion
Wendesday- The Supreme Court took on a case concerning religion today. This is surprising after the refusal of the intresting case last year concerning atheist vs. pledge of allegiances "under god."...
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Jesus Christ, founder of the Christian religion and son of the monotheistic deity Yahweh, returned to Earth as promised last Tuesday morning. He quickly held a press conference which was broadcast live from New York City to "set the record strai...
Read full storyCongress allocates $417 Billion for Pentagon
In one of the largest real estate deals ever consummated in Washington, Congress has allocated $417.5 Billion dollars for the Pentagon. "We're really, really tired of paying rent on a building as big as the Pentagon," said House Ways and Means Commi...
Read full storyMicrosoft Stamps to be Sold Worldwide
Bill Gates is attempting to recieve more money by releasing his all-new range of commercial stamps, called "Microsoft Stamps", worldwide. The new stamps have a variety of images on them, including his own face, the Microsoft Windows logo, a...
Read full storyParis Hilton in Police Standoff
Hotel heiress and amateur porn performer Paris Hilton is reportedly in a standoff with Los Angeles police following a crime spree that began in the wilds of New Jersey where she was working on the Fox TV reality show "The Simpletons."...
Read full storyBill Gates to Honor Queen Elizabeth II
REDMOND WA (AP) Microsoft Corporation's Bill Gates will confer special ceremonial honors upon England's Queen Elizabeth II. At a press conference, King Gates proclaimed: "Her Majesty the Queen will be arriving at my court in Redmond within...
Read full storyCricket Recluse Walks Into Pakistan / India Series
Badeen, Pakista -- Police in the sleepy town of Tando Adam are considering further actions after the discovery of yet another "cricket recluse" from the nearby forests. The confused and emaciated figureof one Hashmat Ali, emerged from the w...
Read full storyMarijuana Smokers Denounce Bush
Placid marijuana users across the globe have reacted angrily to revelations that the US President, George W. Bush, may have smoked dope.
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