Car Firm Hits Back at Diana Death ‘Slur'
The Paris car hire firm named in the new controversy surrounding the fatal last journey of Diana, Princess of Wales, has hit back over the claim that its vehicles are unreliable.
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Marmite has lambasted British youngsters for destroying the nation's "stiff upper lip" image.
Read full storyLost Legionnaire Faces Guillotine
The French government is to press ahead with the prosecution of the captain in charge of its infamous North African ‘Lost Legion'.
Read full storyWoman Eats 38 Lobsters to Win Eating Contest
Boston - Yuko Hirofumi, a Japanese housewife, stunned the lobster eating world yesterday by walking away with 2005 title of "Top Lobster Eater" in her first attempt at a contest that is usually dominated by seasoned veterans. Hirofumi consume...
Read full storyMicrosoft to Release Bugs 3.0 for Windows!
Unconfirmed Sources report that Microsoft has finally released the latest version of Bugs, its popular system administrator employment package. The new version of Bugs has been delayed for several months, but is said to the state of the art in bug si...
Read full storySick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death
Sex scientist and forensics expert Dr. Rudolph Lassaratte today announced the results of the ten year long autopsy of professional wrestler Andre the Giant, aka Andre Rene Roussimoff. Andre died January 27, 1993 and his autopsy took as long as it di...
Read full storyGimme the Cash, Tone
GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.
Read full storyParis Hilton: "I like to stay at cheap hotels!"
NEW YORK (AP) Hotel heiress Paris Hilton revealed a short list of her favorite hotels. "You might think that I would choose to stay only at those swanky Hilton hotels wherever I go. It's true that I get a complimentary room at most Hilton's, but...
Read full storyGod Installs Caller ID and Automated Phone Menu
Because of the overwhelming number of prayers received during this year's election, football, and Christmas seasons, God (a/k/a the Supreme Being, Yaweh, Allah, Abba, and the Big Fella) has installed caller ID and an automated phone menu to handl...
Read full storyFirst Arab Man on the Moon is Korean
Manama: Leaders of all major Arab states have demanded an emergency session of the Arab League after it was revealed that the first man on the moon from the Arab world is in fact, a foreign worker. The individual has been named as a Mr. Kim, a Korean...
Read full storyCosmetology School Makes NCAA Tournament
For the first time in its history, this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament will include a Cosmetology School. The Elegante College of Beauty snagged an invitation to the big dance by dominating the Hairstyling Division for the entire year. Alt...
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