West London ‘Wankers Party' Nominates Jeremy Paxman As Next PM
The government office desires and needs of the West London 'Wankers Party' (WLWP) has been boosted by Jeremy Paxman being nominated and accepting the role as leader of the latest warm and freshly squeezed juice into the political arena...
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Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced today that European citizens would once again be sleeping with Americans. Just back from a tour of Europe, Rice said she had "personal assurances" from European leaders that the unofficial sex ban on Amer...
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LONDON (AP) - "In a hard fought contest, it will be New Labour's natural ability to present a unified front, that will ensure us victory for a third time", said UK Prime Minister Tony Blair.
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President George W Bush has launched a new campaign against one of Earth's closest planets, Mars. Bush believes that men from Mars have weapons of mass destruction that have not been sanctioned or inspected by the UN. Speaking at a press confere...
Read full storyNew SAT Is 100% Britney Spears Questions
High school students taking the revamped SAT exam this week were surprised to find that the test focused entirely on Britney Spears material. Rather than sections on Math, Critical Reading, and Writing, the exam only includes questions related to th...
Read full storyDisgruntled Hallmark Employees Start Anti-Hallmark Card Company
Kansas City, MO--Enraged and exhausted by the endless task of trying to find something positive to say in a card format about every occasion, several highly talented writers and artists who have worked at Hallmark for a combined total of 120 years ha...
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