Senator Frist Wants to Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie "The Island," Opposing President Bush
WASHINGTON (AP)--In a slap in the face to President George W. Bush and his Christian right-wing backers, the leading Senate Republican Bill Frist announced he would back legislation to finance large-scale cloning of human duplicates to provide body p...
Read full storyReligious Ruling sets back Suicide Bombers
Dissociated Press -- In a major setback for suicide bombers, the Imam of the Cleveland mosque today issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, stating that suicide bombers must carry a current driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance if t...
Read full storyTerrorists Mock Washington, Re-Brand Terrorism "Explosive Diplomacy"
From Al-Jazeera -- According to a posting on the Al-Jazeera website, terrorists throughout the Middle East were "highly amused" by the Bush administration's recent decision to re-brand the "War on Terrorism" as a "Global...
Read full storyWar on Terror Re-Branded
Washington DC -- According to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. the "War on Terror" is officially over. Tomorrow at 3 p.m. EST it will be replaced by a "Global Struggle against the Enemies of Freedom," a phrase which Arabic s...
Read full storyParis Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers
WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.
Read full storyCRIKEY! Croc Hunter Runs For White House
Today it was announced that the Croc Hunter himself Steve Irwin will run for the job of being the next president.
Read full storyWhat is Good for GM is Good for America
Dearborn, Michigan--In a clever business come on designed to increase employment, gross income, automotive industry production and the potential for future car sales, General Motors, the Cadillac of the automotive industry, has generously proclaimed...
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