Dummy Keeps Mouth Shut; Outsmarts Hillary Clinton
In a chillingly calculated Act of political gall and official bravado, Hillary (Rodman) Clinton has brazenly attacked Alfred E. Newman, the "Mad Magazine" mascot, quasi ideal icon to so many comic book educated international youth, based on the cynic...
Read full storyDefending Karl Rove, Bush Says "I Have Utter Confidence in Any Dork Who Works at the White House"
WASHINGTON (AFP)--Amid universal calls for Karl Rove's dismissal, President Bush is standing by his top political adviser, a dork, whose role in the leak of a CIA officer's identity has plunged the White House into utter crisis, confusion, di...
Read full storyAll Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"
The American League topped the National League 7-5 in the "midsummer classic" on Tuesday night capping off nearly a decade of futility for the National League. The AL All-Stars improved to 8-0-1 in the last nine games and secured home field advanta...
Read full storyMLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use
Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...
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