Serial Killer Annoyed He Hasn't Been Given Cool Sounding Serial Killer Nickname
Alaska- Alaskan serial killer, Michael Chambers, today expressed his growing frustration over having not yet received a sinister sounding serial killer nickname, essential to gaining the immortal notoriety all mass murderers crave.
Read full storyI Think I Might Be Addicted To Food
It's the hardest thing in the world to admit to an addiction but, after much anguished deliberation, I feel as though it's time I came clean. I've been hiding this terrible secret for far too long. For you see, as long as I can remember now, I've had a deperate dependency on food, to the the extent that I sometimes eat up to 3 - 4 full meals a day. My situation has become hopeless,...
Read full storyBin Ladin Family Uses Commercial Appeal To Find "Black Sheep" Osama
Badderthanbad, Afghanistan--With other means of communication either destroyed, unreliable or inaccessible, family members and close acquaintances of the world's most notorious, nasty, naughty, knucklehead have taken a decidedly imperialistic app...
Read full storyTone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar
It start outs nobley enough: the persuit of a new hobby. Though, as time passes and it often becomes apparent to everybody except the persuier of the hobby should be encouraged to "persue other activities that are better suited to them". Typically, an intervention isn't required to weane the hobby from the 'person' because their total lack of an attention span usually substi...
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