Pasta Replacing Botox
With the recent disclosures that Vioxx may cause heart attack, stroke, death and other side effects - prompting one to ask: Side effects? What's left? Definitely going straight to hell? No virgins, ice cream or chocolate pudding? - questions abou...
Read full storyIraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner
After totaling the votes following the first democratic Iraq election in over fifty years, officials have declared Saddam Hussein the uncontested winner for position of "President and Supreme Ruler." Despite not being on the ballot, the former dicta...
Read full storyBrown Recommends New System for Britain
LONDON (AP) - Chancellor Gordon Brown has made it plain that he does not see Tony Blair's vision of "unremitting New Labour" as being "right" for a modern Britain.
Read full storyRush Limbaugh Vows to Knock Out Million Dollar Baby
HOLLYWOOD - Calling Clint Eastwood's brilliant but utterly depressing boxing movie, Million Dollar Baby, "a shot to the shorts, morally," radio talk show host and former ESPN broadcaster Rush Limbaugh is leading a crusade against the "evil, insidious...
Read full storySPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines
CHADDS FORD, Penn. - Acting on a tip from a local animal rights activist, police and SPCA officers raided the home of longtime pug figurine collector Dotsie Kerrigan, 67, yesterday. As horrified neighbors in the exclusive development of Chadds Ford K...
Read full storyEditorial: Why does everyone hate me?
One of the questions that I often ask myself is why everyone hates me. I mean, sure I can be obnoxious at times but am I really worse than anyone else? It seems that people just enjoy hating me. I mean, the other day, my friend, at least I think he’s my friend, just came up and punched me on the shoulder multiple times in the snow. You’d think he’d take the snowball joke. It was only one little sn...
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