Wedding Gift causes Galactic Disturbance
A stellar occurence first observed on December 27 may have been the result of an innocent gift, but with devastating ramifications. A magnetar, or supremely condensed star, exploded halfway across the galaxy, sending ripples of electromagnetic energy...
Read full storyGay Prostitute Sticks it to George W. Bush
The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it's daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that reporter really wishes that he...
Read full storyFox Hunting Ban Tested by Riders in Drag
EDGEHILL, England - The controversial fox hunting ban that threatens to divide England like nothing since Margaret Thatcher was skirted merrily yesterday when countless people flocked to the countryside to see fox hunters in drag riding sidesaddle ov...
Read full storyGeriatric Foreplay
Let me begin by saying I have a wonderful, thoughtful, kind and considerate, husband whom I adore. I am a woman pushing sixty with a few health problems, and my dear husband asks me how I feel every single day. A while ago I noticed there were certain days when he asked how I was feeling four or five times in the space of an hour. Initially this perplexed me, but I eventually figured it o...
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