North Korea Gets Dumped By Ashlee Simpson
Pyongyang - Putting a good face on rejection can be difficult. The communist state of North Korea seems to spending most of its time these days doing so.
Read full storySpike Lee's Plans To Direct "Elric" Movies Create Controversy
NEW YORK --- Renowned African American filmmaker Spike Lee today announced he has signed a contract with Sony Pictures to direct six movies based on Michael Moorcock's Elric saga. The central hero of this psychologically complex series is Elric of Me...
Read full storyThe Prisoners Who Apparently Knew Too Much
In a stunning turn of events in the US, an abandoned military base on a large island far out to sea, last in use in the late 1980s. The base is a collection of roomy huts, previously seen empty, but now an insane man has apparently been kidnapping pe...
Read full storyThe Crown Jewels Wore Menace Shoes
A shocking relevation was discovered by burglars in Buckingham Palace at 11.45 PM last night.
Read full storyPope John Paul's Latest Book Is a Shocking Tell-All
VATICAN CITY - Described as Joan Rivers meets Howard Stern's Private Parts, Pope John Paul II's latest book, Is the Pope Catholic?, is a rollicking tell-all that contains startling revelations about the world leaders and celebrities the...
Read full storyConjecture on Future of Humanity
The children are not are future, rather it is the cavemen to whom we must look for much needed guidance. For a while, it was pirates who were the subjects of the public’s ever obtrusive eye. Ninjas then grappling-hooked their way to the top of the latter. I still feel they were a bit overrated.
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