USA vs. North Korea. (Global) Warming Up For Armageddon?
Following the publication of a NASA report on a weakened el nino and the proliferation of greenhouse gasses, bookmakers around the world today slashed the odds of global warming becoming the principal cause of the imminent annihilation of the human r...
Read full storyBush elected as Chairman of DNC
Wadington (Spoof International News) Howard Dean was today defeated in his bid to become Chairman of the Democratic National Committee by none other than the write-in candidate, George W. Bush.
Read full storySix Degrees of Michael Jackson Imperils Jury Selection
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - The jury selection process at Michael Jackson's child-molestation trial is in more trouble than Michael's career. "We've given up on finding twelve people who have never heard or read anything about this case," said Jackson atto...
Read full storyCondoleezza Rice Beats Hillary Clinton in Mock Election
WASHINGTON - If the next presidential election were held today, the United States would be waking up with its first black woman president who had been abducted by aliens. This according to the results of the Weekly World News' Election 2008, w...
Read full storyChocolate Shortage Looms
Hershey, PA - Hershey Foods, the United States largest candy producer, will suspend operations for five days due to a worldwide chocolate shortage. The lost production is driving up candy prices, and could result in bare shelves on Valentine's Day.
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