North Korea Test Fires New Missile
PYONGYANG (AP) North Korean news agencies report that a missile was launched early this morning. Pyongyang officials boasted that the new missile was capable of reaching anywhere on earth while carrying the latest nuclear warhead in their arsenal. Th...
Read full storyClooney, O'Reilly Organize Celebrity Blanket Party for Baby-Tossers
HOLLYWOOD, CA --- Celebrity foes Bill O'Reilly and George Clooney have joined forces for a second time, as they announced a "Celebrity Blanket Party" for a Fort Lauderdale couple who tossed their newborn son out of a moving car earlier this morning.
Read full storyBaghdad Insurgents Converting to Judaism
Baghdad IRAQ (AL JAZEBRA) -- Last month thirteen year old Mohammed Dhafir was walking towards an Iraqi police station wearing a coat laden with explosives and ball bearings. "I was thinking about all those virgins waiting for me in paradise as I...
Read full storyDa Vinci Code Sequel Revealed
Literary legend, phenomenon and number one best selling author Dan Brown today unveiled the plot of the sequel to his historically successful novel "The Da Vinci Code". Fans will be pleased to hear that the erudite Robert Langdon return...
Read full storyReplace Social Security with National Lottery, Says Bush
BLUE BELL, Penn. - President Bush announced yesterday that he plans to ask Congress to establish the Bet on America lottery, a first-of-its-kind national lottery that "will fix social security for good." Citing a Fox News survey in which one out of t...
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