Hussein's "Body Double" Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea
BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 8, 2005 - Saddam Hussein's claim that he wasn't really the former dictator of Iraq but rather a body-double fell apart today when one of the real body doubles positively identified him. "Yeah, that's him...so...can I go now?" said A...
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Laurel, Md. - Someone special has been shopping at the Wal-Mart at 3549 Russett Green in Laurel. This past Thursday, none other than Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was again seen pushing His cart through the store's broad aisles. This has become a r...
Read full storyFace transplant lady unhappy with new beard
MOUSTACHE A group of mad, garlic-guzzling French doctors have revealed that the hideously disfigured woman who recently received a face...
Read full storyWMD'S Found in Iraq
"See I told you" President Bush said in one of the nation's shortest televised presidential speeches ever, concluding with "Didn't I tell you ?". Yesterday U.S. forces in Iraq stumbled upon 937 X-14 long range interco...
Read full storyBob Dylan European Tour (Excerpt from Another take on Glasgow)
Dylan adds Glasgow date to European tour I don’t know if that was the heading or where I first learnt that Dylan’s Neverending Tour was bouncing round to Scotland again but, whatever, it’s like a psychological Klaxon going off.
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