Awkward Silence Follows Poorly Executed Trick-Shot
Clapham Pool Hall, London. Pool and snooker fans everywhere sat in shock, when an over confident university student failed to perform a trick shot he had so incessantly believed he could. The 20 to 30 second silence left a pronounced change...
Read full storyBlair to Have Squirrel Candidates for Labor
Brighton, UK. Labor Party Headquarter and the Prime Minister have formally announced that squirrels will be Tony Blair's candidates for the upcoming election in May 2005. The political stir was enacted yesterday as 7 former Labor squirrels we...
Read full storyWhy can't I get a Venti-Extra hot-Soya Milk- 5 shot Split -Breve-Mocha-no foam-with extra chocolate drizzle in this town?
Don't get me wrong. I think St. Andrews is a great town. It has so much to offer: a great university, a daunting history racked with drama and golf, a movie theatre, more pubs per capita than any other town in the UK - Yes there is so much here in this place for one to experience and gain insight into. So why, in such an upbeat happening atmosphere, can't I get a Venti-Extra hot-Soya Milk-5 sho...
Read full storyMcEarth Fly-Thru Restaurant Closes
SIRIUS 2 - McEarth Food Corp announced yesterday it is closing down its once popular Homo Sapien Fly-Thru service. "The demand for tasty humans simply isn't there anymore," admitted Chief Executive Officer Zlo-Ta-FfAAAAR in a pan-galactic news confer...
Read full storyHanson Look Back on a Lifetime of Fame
After the release of their debut album Middle of Nowhere in 1997 Hanson had the world in their hands. They had the almost unique ability of being liked by young teens, whilst at the same time being approved of by parents worldwide. Their unique blend...
Read full storyAnd the death beat goes on: Peter Jennings
Madison, Wisconsin - April Wright loves death. Her sunny two bedroom apartment here in Madison is a veritable shrine to life's last act. This chipper 23-year-old isn't some sort of maudlin freak, she's just one of the growing number of American...
Read full storyRecent College Study Suggests Numbers Are Useless, Ugly
According to students conducting lab research at the University of Southern California, most, if not all of the research collected in these labs is undoubtedly worthless. "We have found that the data from our experiments serves no purpose whatso...
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