Limping home - again!
For whatever reason, I let myself be talked into doing something pretty silly last night. Honcho, one of Giddy's men, challenged me to a Wood Run. Out here, that means putting on boots, protective clothing and a blindfold and then running as fast as you can through some thick woods. You can do a Wood Run alone if you like (and I sometimes do), but usually it is more of a race and there are a...
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