Brawl blights Royal honeymoon
An astonishing bar-room brawl has blighted the Balmoral honeymoon of Prince Charles and his new bride.
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Unconfirmed reports of the imminent resurrection of Pope John Paul II have sparked a world chocolate crisis according to Chief Executive, Betty Biggles of the renowned High Street confectioners, Chocs Away.
Read full storyBritney Spears Loses Ability to "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Malibu, CA - Recently remarried and former pop princess Britney Spears has reportedly lost the ability to "drop it like it's hot". Sources close to the singer failed to finger one particular cause, but speculation in Tinsel Town is rampant.
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MIAMI, FLORIDA - Scientists from all over the world have gathered in Florida this week to study the age-old question: Is a frog's ass water tight?...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Offered Sanctuary in Hungary
Hungary has offered a new home to beleaguered pop star Michael Jackson.
Read full storyMapquest Acquires Several Key Interstate Highways!
Mapquest is adding at least four major interstate highways to its holdings. The deal between the Federal Highway Administration and Mapquest was announced at a joint press conference in Washington this morning by FHA Administrator Mary Peters and...
Read full storyFDA Bans Britney's New Show Due to Dangerously High Levels of Boredom
The Food and Drug Administration is preventing broadcasts of Britney Spears' new TV show because tests show it is so boring that it presents a health risk to viewers. The FDA has demanded that UPN modify the program to address its stupefying dullnes...
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