Reinstated Pequot HS band teacher admits he was drunk - but not out of protest
PEQUOT, SD --- When Pequot High School's teachers protested the newly installed "C" honor roll by coming to work drunk, superintendent Pat "The Freezer" Burn promptly suspended the entire faculty. Fred Sherman, who teaches Band, freely admits he also...
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World-famous child-lover Santa Claus, whose real name is Christopher Rudolph Kringle, was arraigned this morning at the North Pole Supreme Court, facing 2.2million charges of child abuse. This comes as no surprise to elves everywhere, who have...
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