Woman Accused of Murder for Playstation 2
Melvern, KANSAS (AP) A woman due in court today charged with killing an expectant mother and stealing her Playstation 2 was allegedly showing the electronic game player to admirers just hours before she was arrested.
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NEW YORK -- A woman who in 1977 gave a co-worker a very small, poorly made, and essentially useless holiday gift has received the exact same essentially useless, poorly made holiday gift from a different co-worker at a completely different company i...
Read full storySocial Security Relocated
Almost True News(ATN) President Bush today signed into law the new Shrub Social Security Reform Bill...the new bill entitles new social security accountees to invest old exhisting account money in the stock market. The stock market responded as stoc...
Read full storyOpen Letter to CDC director J. L. Gerberding, M.D., M.P.H.
There you are on your dumb CDC website, with that smug, self-serving smile, telling the whole world you’re oh-so-proud to be the director of the Centers for Disease Control. But if you’re so smart, then how come your precious little website hasn’t bothered to mention that my chances of being ritually murdered by Satanists are greater than dying from Alzheimer’s disease? Do you have an answer to th...
Read full storyMichael Howard's Dissapointment
Labour Shadow Home Secretary in-waiting Michael Howard has described his dissapointment in not recieving a mandate from the pricipal deity Tony Blair to become the new home secretary as "most unfortunate"...
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