Bush to Saddam: "You've been punk'd!"
WASHINGTON D.C.-In what was revealed yesterday as the biggest prank in the history of the world, President Bush made an announcement to former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein: "You've been punk'd, bitch!"...
Read full storyExaggeration leads to arrest
The Government have today introduced new plans to outlaw the use of over-exaggeration in public places. To create a safer country, several new laws have been proposed. As Home Secretary David Blunkett steps up his campaign to make the United Kingdom...
Read full storyMichael Jackson's Obsession With Children: The Truth
Michael Jackson has revealed that his obsession with children is not sexual in nature, but is instead linked to his desire to remain "forever young". The forty-five year old singer, once a child star himself, is said to be devastated by the...
Read full storyBush Slams Pub Culture
President Bush drove yet another wedge between himself and the British population by drinkning non-alcholic lager in a northeastern pub.
Read full storyQueen Caught in "Compromising Situation"
The Daily Mail has announced it has allegations made by a former Royal servant, pertaining to HRH Queen Elizabeth II being discovered in a "compromising situation" in one of the bedrooms at Buckingham Palace. We are told the allegations in...
Read full storyNed runs for Governor
A young teenager from Greenock near Glasgow has surprised America and begun a campaign to run for Governor of Florida.
Read full storyTheft cripples insurance company
A Liverpool company has suffered from a significant theft, costing thousands in revenue. Randox Plc has reported that this recent theft is the worst of it's kind. In the recent spate,...
Read full storyWelsh and Scottish fans behaviour 'unacceptable'
The Welsh and Scottish football associations have attacked both countries' sets of supporters following their national teams' recent heartbreaking exits from the 2004 European Championships.
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