Bush Visit Creates Criminal Heaven
London's criminal underworld went on an unprecedented crime binge yesterday whilst the entire compliment of the Metropolitan Police Force was guarding President Bush.
Read full storyBush visit to cost about 4 wars worth of cash
America's premiere, George "Double-Yoo" Bush, is set to cost Britain four times as much money as the Iraq War. The figures, released today by a bunch of local men from a nearby pub, have startled and shocked the public, as James Monroe...
Read full storyAitken Diet Slammed By Experts
Nutritional experts have slammed the latest Aitken diet as "complete rubbish" and without any benefit to people trying to loose weight.
Read full storyLooking in the mirror is not all its cracked up to be, gasp!!!
Scientists have made yet another shocking discovery. The mirror is a fake. People and wicked witches alike can often be found gawping at themselves in the invention that has now become to be known as mirror. Scientists have now deemed this past time...
Read full storyA nation of illiterate whiz kids?
The papers are often full of claims that today's youth are forgetting how to spell; they'd rather spend their time texting crazy new letter combinations to each other than sitting in, in front of a log burning fire reading the dictionary, unbelievabl...
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