Scotsman found alive in puddle of own whiskey
Shock news today came through from Aberdeen where a tight-fisted Scotsman has been found very much alive in a pool of his own whiskey.
Read full storyThere’s a hole in my bucket and I’m going to piss around and sing about it
"There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole." "Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry. Then fix it, dear Henry. Dear Henry, fix it."...
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