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New Hominid Species discovered - Trumplodites
Thought to be from about a million years ago. Its resurfacing in modern times is a sign evolution has given up and decided to regress
written by Jung in the Jungle, 20 August 2016
Man reads Census tracking story - turns off smartphone tracking and is raided within minutes
written by Jung in the Jungle, 20 August 2016
Tragedy for Trump's White House pitch as combover hairpiece files for divorce -
Cites irreconcilable martial differences.
written by Jung in the Jungle, 11 August 2016
Baby Boomers awake from lifetime of materialism to realise its not somebody elses government that is the problem
Baby boomers everywhere awaken to it is actually their own government that is their biggest problem, "after all this time and all those assurances I can't believe it was a con" they exclaimed on mass
written by Jung in the Jungle, 10 August 2016
First Aussie Gold Medalist from Shooting Team has passport cancelled for taking a gun to Rio.
She claims just an innocent athlete, government incarcerates her family in retaliation of her denial. Only terrorist take guns to the Olympics as the government smears her innocence.
written by Jung in the Jungle, 07 August 2016
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