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Gigolo Berlusconi resigns!
Italians PM, ageing gigolo Berlusconi, has resigned. He want's to spend more time and money on his real passion, arranging bunga bunga parties!
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UK balls biting woman mistook them for hairy kiwis, she claims!
A balls biting UK woman has been given a "stiff" sentence because she chewed her boyfriends hairy pride and joy. "It was a mistake," she claimed; she thought they were a pair of hairy kiwis!
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Mary Poppins attacks Spoof HQ!
Mary Poppins attacked Spoof HQ with a kalashnikov and her umbrella. Mark was tied up on the bog as she attacked reading a Micky Mouse comic: He promised never to let the word M+s+im be used again!
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West African black rhino extinct (very sad)!
The West African black rhino is extinct (RIP) the cause is obvious, they weren't "horny" enough!
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Muslim protestors banned on poppy day as WWII vets turn in their graves!
Muslim protestors who last year burnt the Union Jack in London have been banned. In heaven WWII veterans and heroes could be heard turning in their graves!
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Rooney wears poppy in rememberance of what could have been!
Wayne Rooney is sporting his poppy in rememberance of what could have been if he hadn't acted like a bad-tempered mule. The other England players are allowed to wear theirs for a different reason!
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Lima battle traffic problems by banning cars and introducing llama taxis!
Lima has such horrendous traffic problems and the city planners have had enough. They are introducing taxis and buses pulled by llama's. Health warnings have been issued "Cuidado taxi bites an spits!"
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Girls and drugs found in Mexican jails causing Homo's to riot!
Girls and drugs have been found in a Mexican jail causing riots led by gay inmates who feel they are being pushed out of their jobs!
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US surfer rides 90ft wave!
A US surfer rode the biggest wave ever recorded, 90ft, then a hungry Great White was waiting for him. Lifeguards are trying to pick up the pieces so he can be entered to the Guinness Book of records!
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EU block Afghan film about imprisoned women!
The EU have decided to block an Afghan film depicting women in prison because it could endanger them. They were all wearing full blown burkhas during filming???
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Energy giant EDF found guillty of spying on Greenpeace!
Energy giant EDF have been found guilty of spying on Greenpeace. Their undercover spy Jeremy Greenfingers was caught red handed whilst pouring olive oil in the Mexican gulf and not over his salad!
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Eurozone growth stalled as Merkel announces WWIII
The Eurozone is in turmoil and growth has stalled. German Kanzler Merkel announced "zis vil not do, I vil start WWIII und boot Greece out" England agreed and along with the US invaded Poland today!
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Greece has new PM; he's the 301st Spartan!
Greece has appointed an interim PM, the 301st Spartan, the rest were dead so he'll do!
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Times crossword baffles Romanian illegal immigrants!
Illegal immigrants breaching the 'Great Divide" are being given the chance to stay in the UK if they can complete the Times crossword. Thousands were seen paddling back to Calais voluntarily!
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Jacko's doc found guilty, his motive; he fell in love with Bubbles!
Michael Jackson's doc has been found guilty of manslaughter and his motive was; he fell in love with Bubbles and wanted him all for himself. what a load of old Monkey business!
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Muhammed Ali prays for Joe Frazier!
Muhammed Ali is praying for Smoking Joe Frazier, two of the greatest boxers ever. This time the world hopes that Ali wins and his prayers come true, good luck Joe, you were fantastic!
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Lady Gaga wins everything as Madonna commits hari kari!
Lady Gaga has rolled into the Nr1 Icon role easily by winning everything again. A news flash just confirmed the fact that ageing Madonna has just commited hari kari!
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Nicaragua's Ortega heads for clear election win, he murdered all his rivals!
Daniel Ortega is heading for a clear win in his elections; he's murdered all of his rivals and anybody caught voting for anybody else will also be "democratically" removed, viva la democracia!
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Terrorist, Carlos the Jackal, back in court after being bitten by inmates!
Deadly terrorist, Carlos the Jackal, was back in court yesterday asking for protection because fellow inmates were caught biting him!
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UK don't know how many illegal immigrants entered last year!
The UK customs loosened their border controls last year and now nobody knows how many illegals entered. They're hoping to find out by asking UK cabbage farmers!
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Russia warns Israel not to attack Iran!
Russia has warned Israel not to attack their nuclear friends Iran. If they do Russia have threatened to open up Auschwitz. Israel withdrew their threat immediately!
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Italy chase Greece into the abyss!
Italy are heavily on the heels of their main rivals, Greece, in winning the gold medal at the "Corrupt Olympics", Berlusconi is now neck and neck with Papandreou, it's only a matter of time!
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Satan appears in fresco in Italy!
Satan made a personal appearance behind a flock of clouds on a fresco in Rome painted by Giotto. Art historians thought Satan had a devilish resemblance to Berlusconi, one of his earthly messengers!
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Road-rager punches 85 year-old's lights out!
A UK, Hoody road-rager punched an 85 year-old's lights out today, literally. It seems the 85 year-old was driving too slow and the Golf GTI Hoody driver couldn't stand the pace!
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