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Brown resigns!
Gordon Brown secretly stood down as Prime Minister last Thursday. The news was buried under Michael Jackson to avoid any further embarrassment for the government. Brown will return to teaching.
written by Ron Smith, 01 July 2009
UK - Thatcher 'Not Dead Again' Fears
Margaret Thatcher, who many in the UK consider as the most evil person in history after Max Clifford, were saddened to hear the news that she had survived surgery and had not even contracted MRSA.
written by Ron Smith, 01 July 2009
Record Temperatures See Rise In Record Temperature Headlines
Analysts expect record breaking headlines as temperatures soar to an all time high since the last time it was a little bit sunny.
written by Ron Smith, 01 July 2009
Worst Glastonbury Ever!!
According to Abraham Roberts, who imbibed so much LSD, MDMA, Cocaine, Alcohol and Skunk that he died, lost his tent, drank the contents of the public toilets and had his wife stolen by Keith Allen.
written by Ron Smith, 29 June 2009
Black Entertainment Television Awards - Tribute To Michael Jackson
The Obama Family Singers rendition of Ben by Michael Jackson at the BET Awards, bought tears to the eyes of many. Even Michael's uncle Jesse Jackson cried. Ben is a song about an evil super rat.
written by Ron Smith, 29 June 2009
Romanians To Blame For Credit Crunch - Darling
Alistair Darling claims that a couple of Romanians bumped into him in Oxford Street last September and pickpocketed the whole economy from his jacket pocket. "It would make sense", he said.
written by Ron Smith, 29 June 2009
Prince Harry Goes To War Again
Harry Hewitt is to return to the front-line, this time in the war against pale ginger skin. "I'm off to Majorca with the missus for a couple of weeks. Then I'm going to get pissed for a year", he said.
written by Ron Smith, 28 June 2009
Wimbledon - Queen Could Play Murray In Final
The Queen has been given a wilcard entry into the Wimbledon men's final where she could meet a Scottish Andy Murray. "It's the match we all want to see", a tabloid journalist said.
written by Ron Smith, 28 June 2009
Max Clifford Expresses Regret At Having Sold Soul Too Young
"I just wish I'd hung on a bit longer, I could have got a better deal before it was too late", said the celebrity carer and friend of the famous. "I'm going to hell aren't I?" he added.
written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
Obama Vows To Bring Jackson Back To Life
In an extraordinary week for Michael Jackson, Barack Obama has stepped in to avoid the singer losing face, by promising to invest billions of taxpayers money into a zombie project.
written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
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written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
King Of Pop Dies
John Pemberton, inventor of Coca Cola has died at the age of 57 after a life spent addicted to cocaine, kola nuts, damiana, morphine and bubbles. "He was the real thing", said an adman from the 1960's
written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
Jackson Dates To Go Ahead
Michael Jackson insisted that his UK tour would go ahead despite his death. "I am looking forward to putting on a show for my fans via my psychic friend Uri Geller." Geller couldn't explain anything.
written by Ron Smith, 25 June 2009
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