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Egypt builds new pyramids!
To take the heat out of the riots in Egypt the government has decided to build a new set of pyramids, and those who build them will be captured whip-lashed rioters!
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Rooney long faced sub!
Wayne Rooney put up a good show in front of TV cameras with a long miserable face as Robin VP showed him who the boss is!!
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Beckham gives Prince tips on fatherhood!
David Beckham has given Prince Willy a few tips on fatherhood and the favourite one is; "don't do it like your dad!" "Thanks Becks, there's a knighhood on its way!" Replied the Prince!
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Rooney congratulates new royal baby!
Wayne Rooney has congratulated the parents of the new royal baby and promised to visit them frequently when he moves to London!
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Royal Baby is bald!
Shock, horror, the royal baby is bald just like his dad; it's a hereditary thing ask Rooney!
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Heatwave hits Halifax!
The heatwave causing much discomfort has just hit Halifax and has melted the local Building Society building!
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Royal's baby = legs eleven!
Fred and Hilda Royal are about to give birth to their eleventh and hope the country will welcome the little buggar to a long line of mouths that are fed by the country; do I detect a comparison!
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Women''s German soocer team banned!
The German womens soocer team has been banned from all competitions because they have an illegal advantage; they are all Dykes!
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Andy Murray becomes US citizen!
Wimbledon winner, Scot Andy Murray, has become a US citizen because he wants to help the US have a winner again! Greg Rudzeksi will be his new trainer!
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Obama spies on Syria!
Obama has been spying on Syria, but decided to turn the satellite off; not worth looking at no oil!
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Batman and Superman tie the knot!
A gay film starring Batman and Superman is being filmed and Robin is their "best man"!
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Mourinho woos Rooney!
The special one is wooing Rooney, but Wayne has not yet decided to stop stamping his feet!
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Is there anybody out there!
The Spoof UK has just sent out an SOS!
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England stuff Aussies and Murray wins!
A cool place to be, England or Britain; Murray, Cricket, Tour de France, whatever next? England winning the world cup in Tiddlywinks aided by the hand of God!
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Samos is not Lesbos!
Confused gay couples on holiday have been arriving on Samos instead of Lesbos because Lesbos has gone hetero and Samos is still a gay little palce to be!
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Rooney falls under Josés spell!
The special one has mesmerized Wayne Rooney into seeing only blue after he sees dead reds
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Confuscious says!
Hypocrites are in abundance all over the planet especially religious ones!
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Jesus gay? No USA!
As the US goes gay, Jesus has decided to pack his bags and leave the continent. He feels his work is done there and now wishes to retire in the Gobi Desert; say's it all actually...
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Arnie alias Conan "Terminates" at 65!
Yes, OAP, Arnie Schwarzenegger, puts himself to the sword and Terminates riding his Zimmerframe! Bruce Willis up next!
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Lady Gaga is in love!
With a figment of a complete and utter nutter's imagination!
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The Blue Titted Moronio arrive back in the UK!
A rare bird of paradise arrived in the UK called "The Blue Titted Moronio". Last seen in Madrid it now feeds on the banks of The Abramovich. Red chested birds beware, this Tit ruffles feathers!
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To be or not to B a fundamentalist?
This question has an obvious answer when you look at the places where it raises its ugly, evil head. Ask Turks how delighted they are, because fundamentalism has raised its head of Medusa there too!
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Germany knocked off the top by North Korea!
Germany nearly made it to the top of the global pop pops but were narrowly beaten by North Korea to the Nr 1 spot. Merkel is to blame because she can't sing and Kim Jong Un can, can!
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Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!
Hurricane Erskine hit Warsaw over the weekend and the only casualty was a naked couple seen copulating on their balcony blowing and sucking in the wind!
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