In a startling admission by the FA, it has come to light that they believe that England is finally running out of grit. "Gone are the days when you'd see Stuart Pearce running around screaming in a manly manner come hell or high water at anything...
"Are you an Arsenal fan? Tired of wondering whether or not your team will secure the talents of the mercurial Russian? Wondering why your team hasn't made any improvements during the course of the January 2009 transfer window? Well, wonder no more...presenting, Arse' on Arsh'!" Gael Force: "Good morning Arsene, great to have you here, but let's not waste any of your precious time, I'm sure you'...
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