Attorney General John Ashcroft has resigned from the President's Cabinet Tuesday amid whirling controversy surrounding his alleged use of the name "Kunta Kinte" to address Secretary of State Colin Powell.
Award winning filmmaker Michael Moore has reportedly condensed into a moderately sized black hole while eating at the Tremendous Taco Restaurant just outside of Little Rock, Arkansas.
The Boston Red Sox, emboldened by their Game 2 win over the St. Louis Cardinals on the pitching of injured right-hander Curt Schilling, have decided that they will pitch the exhumed body of Oliver Coranth (1912-1987) as their Game 3 starter.
President George W. Bush has declared war on the Shire, claiming that US intelligence has reported that Hobbits possess weapons of mass destruction.
Democratic Presidential Candidate John Forbes Kerry has reportedly decided to alter his appearance before the November Presidential Elections in an effort to win over undecided voters.
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