The BBC reports that Alan 'Nasty' Nash, age 63, after 17 consecutive Toe Wrestling Championships, is retiring. Here is his retirement speech, verbatim, because I’m a lazy journo and you don’t pay me. The old toes ain't what they used to be, H…
Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...
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