BROOKLYN - (World Satire) - The Brooklyn town council has voted 11 to 1, to ban speed bumps from the downtown area. The universal purpose of speed bumps is to slow vehicles, cars, trucks, taxis, and buses down, but in Brooklyn where everyone, EVER…
A pet tortoise disappeared from a house in Hooselow but was discovered after five minutes scooting back through the side entrance. This could well be a world record for the return of a pet tortoise. Most tortoises disappear for weeks at a time, an...
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