Sales of automatic weapons and assault rifles have almost trebled overnight in some north eastern States as Northerners prepare themselves for an onslaught of inclement weather. Forecasters have predicted a massive blizzard poised to dump up to 3...
There's all this hype about spoons. Seriously, people are lining up outside local stores, waiting in the cold for hours, just to get the latest edition of spoon technology. There are crazy spoon enthusiasts who will even go as far as collecting multiple spoons in various different shapes and sizes. It is becoming a problem comparable to hoarding. What will happen if too many people buy spoons?...
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