Recently, film buffs were taken with surprise to see DVD ads for the 2017 film Woody Woodpecker. It is quite clear from the preview that we are dealing with a cinematic masterpiece. The film delivers a powerful environmental message as the titular bi...
Terrible summer blockbuster 'The End' is due to hit cinema's this week and critics are already panning the film with respected popcorn cruncher Roger Ebert describing it as 'just three hours of credits', albeit the most thrill inducing, stomach churning, tear jerking, laugh out loud three hours of credits ever. German director Uwe Schmitz retorted that 'yes it is three hours of rolling credits, bu...
Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 'Fill my Retarded Meathole, C-List Rap Artist': "Two Penises Up" Says Roger Ebert. (Not his, of course, but...) While Kim Kardashian's sex tape (with whom we assume is her gardener) is getting rave reviews from horndo...
Film critic Roger Ebert has announced that he is suing hitchhikers across the freeway and interstate system for violations of copyright. Several years ago, Ebert and his late partner, Gene Siskel, trademarked their famous "thumbs up" symbols. "Th...
Film critics Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper will be leaving the television show "At The Movies With Ebert & Roeper" due to creative differences with the current producers. The show, originally started in Chicagao over 30 years ago with Ebe...
CHICAGO, ILLINOISE-(FANGORIA) A decision to bravely face the world can sometimes NOT get the appropriate reception originally perceived. That was the dilemma facing long time tv host of PBS "At The Movies" /Chicago Sun Time...
After a decades-long commitment due to losing an adolescent battle with a virulent form of Tourette's syndrome, Roger Ebert's heretofore unheard of twin, Egbert Ebert, is out on a work release program. And he's chosen to go into the famil...
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