Scientists in the UK are doing tests that can prove men using condoms actually handled them by finding their fingerprints, even after use (unless she puts it on)!
This knowledge will be invaluable for tracking down rapists or flashers, who never u...
Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Central Park. Trump's climbing in your windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz Trump's raping everybody out there.
Here's the video of how she was attacked by some idiot billionaire above.
It's hard not to explode into a fit of hysterical l...
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