SACRAMENTO, CA - The Poultry Litigation & Underwriting Council (PLUC) released the results of a 17-year study Monday, linking erectile dysfunction to the consumption of red meat. The study was funded by a $136.7 billion grant from the new Unit...
Samuel L. Jackson star of such films as "Snakes on a Plane" and it's box office smash prequel "Rise of the Revenge of Bees on a Crane: This time Payback is Personal" abandons plans to construct a palace made entirely of human hair and egg boxes. B...
WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.
SALISBURY, Md.-- Frank Perdue, a man who made chicken choking into a multi-million dollar empire, died today at the age of 84. Purdue revolutionized the poultry processing industry by introducing the use of asphyxiation as a means for slaughtering l...
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