LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...
Orange, one of the big 5 the mobile phone providers have announced their new advertising 'face': Dale Winton.
Not to be outdone, Easy Jet have called in David Dickinson to front their orange faced celebrity campaign.
"We'll be having the strap...
The Orange is disappointed that she has got pointy ends,
She thinks that she is too round, unlike her lemony friends
She thinks they look much nicer, with their pointy polar nips
And she wishes she had some too; it really gives her the pips.
The banana is too bendy, the apple? again too round.
She wants to have a zesty zing at twenty pence per pound.
But then again, an orange is nicer...
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