Biologists at Woking University have shown that resting is the ultimate cause of premature death among Westerners. "Basically," said Professor Emett Brown, "when a body is at rest, it has lost all energy and is at its lowest state of entropy. This...
London - (Rotters): The Non-Aligned Crack Barons Movement has sent a delegation of observers to London to inspect a nuclear device that Iranian ayatollahs and Saudi Arabia's Prince Waleed planted under Westminster Abbey as part of Tony Blair'...
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