Democratic Candidate Martha Coakley expressed surprise today that she had been expected to campaign hard for a Senate seat. "I won the primary, so I figured why bother?" explained Coakley. "My opponent was wasting time opening field offices across...
Democrat Politicians have been bracing for a monumental voter storm as Hair Apparent Martha Coakley, the Kennedy' Anointed One' for his very large Senate Seat has been responsible for calling up monumental storm clouds for the future of Obamamania.
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