The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source. I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
Rogue Black Flies Escape from Lab, Impregnate Mt. Desert Tourist! A biological nightmare was unleashed on this unsuspecting downeast tourist center when a group of sexually aggressive Black Flies managed to escape from Jackson Lab when a technician was twittering on her cell phone and forgot to latch the door to the Super Secret CIA testing center. The flies were in their fifth generation of...
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