Paris - (Web of Intrigue Mess): The official Investigating Magistrate has blasted 'assinine' reports that 28 year-old Spiderman 3 actress Lucy Gordon was involved in 'some sort of seedy Michael Hutchence-type of autoerotic asphyxiation' when she died...
Paris - (Pont d'Alma Mater Mess): "Merde alors! Incroyable, imbecile!" That was the reassuring view of Paris police this week as the bombshell of Spiderman 3 actress Lucy Gordon's suicide galvanised the French conspiracy theory industry into root...
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