Extremist clerics have changed their minds. No longer will a jihadist who dies during a holy war and ascends to heaven receive the bounty of 72 virgins. There’s a recession, so that number has been cut back to 55 virgins for every warrior. Some…
Suicides were always a pain for Detective Malny. Always ugly. Always depressing, although he never let that show. This one especially. Robin Williams. One of the most famous comics ever. The guy who always made people laugh. Found hanging by a belt. By his own hands. He was met at the house by Detective Tromsa, one of the first ones on the scene, someone he had worked with often before...
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