The Incredible Hulk abruptly came out as gay leaving a sudden, gaping hole in the GOP's anti-gay agenda. "Hulk SMASH closet!" said the huge, green monster, sporting a smug grin and semi-erection as he crashed to the ground with a "THOOMP!!" and broke…
In a discovery that has alarmed many, the New York Times reports that astrophysicists at UC Santa Barbara have calculated a significant acceleration in the leftward rotation of the Milky Way. The serendipitous discovery came about when the lab's you...
In a move that stunned Washington insiders, President Obama granted the wishes of the most disaffected members of his base today. With one wave of his newly acquired magic wand, the president boosted domestic spending, raised taxes on the richest on...
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