CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was in town visiting a relative when she was approached by a writer for Music Moments Magazine. The writer Calcutta Cotton asked Taylor if she had gotten over her praying mantis bite that she had received whil...
Dear Penguin-Wallpaper, My nom-de-guerre is Francesca Nelligan-Spume and I live in a plant pot. The other morning at 3am, I was walking my Octopus 'Debussy' across South West England when my middle hand exploded on the Clifton Suspension Bridge. Apart from the fact that this bridge was Brunel's very first project, I am troubled by the mysterious Arab Chieftain who is never there when I get home...
Alexa Ray Joel, the daughter of bug-eyed songsmith Billy Joel and Supermodel Christie Brinkley, has been diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome (MHS) --an autoimmune disorder that temporarily suppresses mitochondrial DNA in fetuses, allowing only t...
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