Santa Cruz, California - 79 year old Santa Cruz resident Harry Rider discounted as "irrelevant" his personal habits in explaining a recent hospitalization. Mr. Rider was rushed to the hospital early yesterday morning after having smoked a gram of...
Has it ever occurred to you that dementia might be one of the most colorful and liberating phases of your life? Of course it hasn't -- because you aren't Elderly Girl! Who else would come up with such an outlandish proposition? Certainly not the pharmaceutical companies. Despite hundreds of billions in taxpayer dollars, their research has failed spectacularly to provide any real hope. Th...
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