World famous stage magician, Arte Cromweiler, disappeared last week before a crowd of thousands. Mr. Cromweiler, who is notorious for making things vanish briefly, was last heard uttering what many eyewitnesses believe was some sort of incantation.
MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.
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